Ten things you need to know:
1. I'm a shy extrovert. I'll be the one reading the corner, stealing your energy, not making eye contact.
2. I've never met a cheese I didn't like. Except blue cheese. That shit is nasty.
3. I don't know how to live in the city. Street parking? HOW?!
4. I write the books I want to read.
5. I would survive a zombie apocalypse. I'm ready, guys.
6. If you cut me off in traffic, I will wish explosive diarrhea on you. Beware.
7. I have more sisters than you have friends.
8. I'm super good at breaking headphones.
9. I create really cute humans. Two and counting.
10. I'm not having a seizure, guys. Those are my sweet dance moves.
Also, before I forget, you can e-mail me. Or message me on my facebook page. Or DM me on Twitter.