About Me

Ten things you need to know:

1. I'm a shy extrovert. I'll be the one reading the corner, stealing your energy, not making eye contact.
2. I've never met a cheese I didn't like. Except blue cheese. That shit is nasty.
3. I don't know how to live in the city. Street parking? HOW?!
4. I write the books I want to read.
5. I would survive a zombie apocalypse. I'm ready, guys.
6. If you cut me off in traffic, I will wish explosive diarrhea on you. Beware.
7. I have more sisters than you have friends.
8. I'm super good at breaking headphones.
9. I create really cute humans. Two and counting.
10. I'm not having a seizure, guys. Those are my sweet dance moves.


Also, before I forget, you can e-mail me.  Or message me on my facebook page.  Or DM me on Twitter.  

2 comments:

  1. Wonderful! I couldn't figure out how to comment on the Mercy post of 9/13/13 but was happy to read a fictional writing post for it. and such a well-done one... whoop! thanks!

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  2. I love your yard is mug! Will follow you on pintrest! :)

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